Sunday 23rd October 2011

dear daddy

this morning the sun had his hat on but its very confusing becorse that doesnt always mean it is hot becorse today mummy wrapped me up all nice and warm wiv my hat and my mitts and my coat and we went to the park and we met wiv my frends stanley and dexter and freddie and it was nice to see them xsept to start off wiv i was a littel bit mardy and i didnt want to get out of my bike even though dexter and stanley and freddie were running around and they had my ball and we all went to the playground and i had sum mango and grapes and that made me a bit happyer and dexters mummy had made us all a lovely cake each well i fink it was lovely i just pushed all mine in my mouff and dexter and stanley and freddie was still just holding theres and all the mummys laffed at me and mummy sed i was just like a snake eating my food hole anyway afta that i was a lot happyer and had a nice play on the park my favorit is still the slide mummy pushed me in the swing and it was like flying and i fink i will see all my frends soon at a speshul party wich will be gud wen we got home we had a nice playtime and mummy was showing me a b c d and i know a is for appel and b is for ball and c is for car and d is for daddy but it is a lot to remember i was very tired afta my dinna becorse of all the fresh air and sowshalizing and learning so i had a really long sleep but it was ok becorse i woke up just in time for my tea phew and afta tea we went out on my bike and i saw jill and john and wen we got home mummy saw my too new teef on the top of my mouff and now i am very wise becorse they are my wise teef and it is abowt time sum one noticed them although i fink mummy was a bit suspishus that they were coming through anyway it was nice to see you on the computa agen and i had a quik baff afta that reddy for bed

lots of love

jack xx

Saturday 22nd October 2011

dear daddy

this morning me and mummy had sum errands to run so we went to a postbox and put sum letters in i dont know how they get to where they need to go then i fink it involves sum sekret tunnels and our postman and sum majik so i put my finger on my nose like mr tumbel does to send his spotty bag then we went to give sum of my old toys to a shop becorse im not a likkel baby anymore and im to growed up for them and mummy sed they were no gud for tinytalk becorse they cant be washed easily from baby dribbel but mummy did by a fish and a ellyfant for the tinytalk baybies i rally liked my dinna it was chicken and spinich pasta that will make me big and strong wen i waked up from my nap nanna was there and bestest of all today we went swimming i love swimming i get so xsited about whooshing off from my bak that i dont even wait for the 321 i still really dont like the woggels though but not i really like the wobbel bord and im getting really gud at my tiger arms now i fink the extra training wiv nanna on thursday really helped i hope nanna will take me agen becorse marie sed there wasnt any next week and i will miss it and my swimming frends well daddy i shall see what xsiting things i can tell you tomorrow

lots of love
jack xx

Friday 21st October 2011

dear daddy

this morning i went for a play date wiv oska he is a big boy becorse he is 2 and wears big boy pants and nos wen he needs to have a wee i no wen a poo is coming but those wees sneek up on you really fast anyway oska was very nice and showed me all his toys and let me play wiv most of themm altho there was one car he didnt really want me to play wiv but that was ok becorse there was lots of other things there was one fing and mummy sed it was a golf club and that i was supposed to hit the golf ball wiv it but i liked pretending it was a brush insted and there was annuva fing that mummy sed was a golf bag but i just pushed it around and pretended it was the oovah but it was better than the oovah becorse it didnt scare me our mummies talked lots wile me and oska played so no wonder mummy sed she had a sore froat now we were late home for my dinna so i was hungree and tired and i ate all my lamb curry dinner yummy and then mummy tuk me upstairs for my milk and nap and even though i cride i was pleased really becorse i was tired afta all that sowshalising we had a walk to asda this afternoon and it was nice to see you on the computa

lots of love
jack xx

Thursday 20th October 2011

dear daddy

ive writed you so many letters that mummy has had to give me a new book but this one hasnt got any lines so my writing is very wobbelly like jelly on a plate wibbel wobbel mummy has had a very easy week becorse i went to nanna and grandads house agen today wich ment that mummy only had to give me a baff tonite and put me to bed and i had a very active day wiv nanna today this morning we went to notts tots and i liked it on the bounsee cassell and the trampoline fing but i wish they wud get the parashoot out more becorse i really like that and i had sum yummy dinna and this time i wasnt sick wich was gud becorse i was a bit fed up of being sick and notts tots made me tired all that xsersize so i had a nice nap and then wen i waked up nanna tuk me to swimming and i cud show her my big tiga arms rooaarr and my monkee monkee monkee and my humptee dumptee and how gud i can swim on my bak and nanna sed i was very strong at swimming on my bak and she sed my mummy used to be a gud swimmer on her bak too but i dont remember that i fink i am probably even betta than mummy at swimming anyway nanna has nitted me a really nice jumpa and hat wich will keep me nice and warm in this brrrr cold wevver i like it wen mummy comes to pik me up becorse she peekaboos through the window and then i go to the front door to let her in and i like it at nanna and grandads but i hope i can hav sum more time wiv mummy tomorrow

lots of love
jack xx

Sunday 2nd October 2011

dear daddy

today i went on a very xciting day out with jill and mummy to a food festival and it was really gud becorse there was lots of stalls there and lots of them had food that they were just giving away and i tride sum yummy sossages and sum beetroot and orange salad and sum leeky stuff and sum ballsamic vinegar that made me shiver and for dinner i sat on a hay baile and had a veggytable stir fry and afta dinna i tride sum of mummys banana milkshayke wich was very nice and then i had a real banana that a man gave me becorse mummy buyed sumfing from him called a veggytable box that will come to our house every week yes i enjoyed my day of eating wiv jill and mummy and wen we got back home i had my tea and then i did a huge poo that filled my nappy and my shorts and mummy sed well it had to come out sumwhere and it was a gud job it was baff nite

lots of love

jack xx

Saturday 1st October 2011

dear daddy

today i saw my aunty melanie on the computa wich was very xsiting and i showed aunty melanie and melissa my wellibob boots afta that we went shopping sumwhere diffrent we went to morrisons and it was quite gud fun xsept i didnt like it wen we went in the carwash very much mummy sed the car was having a baff but baffs are fun and this wasnt but afta mummy sed atleast she cud see out the windose now becorse she fort that the boys that had cleaned it yesterday had made it more durty this aftanoon at swimming was really gud fun it was oskabahs burfday and so me and lucinda singed happy burfday to him and i really like rowing the boat and i screamed and fell backwards in the warter wen we saw the crokodile and i was really gud at pushing off from the wall on my back and mummy sed i wud be a backstroker just like she was and i can nearly swim on my back all by myself and wen we play the egg and spoon mummy flipped me off the spoon and i cud swim to the wall and pull myself up and today i was gud at doing monkey monkey monkey both ways along the wall and for the furst time i swam for the fish underwarter and i even got it and came back up holding it and that got me lots of kisses from mummy yes i really like swimming and afta swimming we went to see nanna and grandad and they told us all about there nice holliday and they hav buyed me my own bag wich is brilliant

lots of love
jack xx

Friday 16th September 2011

dear daddy

this morning me and mummy went to the farm wiv pippa and her mummy and pippas mummy buyed me and pippa sum food so we cud feed the animals and i fed a cow and a goat and a pony and i walked all the way round the farm and i liked looking at all the animals and i sed hi and by to them all but non of them sed it bak wich i thort was very rude and wen i was giving the cow and goat and pony the food i sed ta but they didnt say ta bak wich is rude isnt it daddy anyway i had a nice time though and it was nice playing wiv pippa even though she kept trying to hold my hand and saying come on jack she was a littel bit bossy but i still liked her and gave her a kiss gud by i was very tired and nearly fell asleep in the car but i waited until i had my dinna and then i had a nice long sleep becorse i had done lots of walking plus i had been up early after my sleep me and mummy went to razzel dazzel pots to get my tile i had painted it is very gud and aftawoods we went to woodthorpe park and there is a really gud park there to play on and i cud clime all the way up the slide

lots of love
jack xx