Saturday 16th April 2011

dear daddy

today mummy sed i got up on the rite side of bed i had two big poos in the morning and mummy aksidentally stuck her thumb in the second one hee hee i had a nice play and helped mummy put sum washing outside becorse it was nice and sunny and the sun had his hat on mummy tride to make me have a sleep but i didnt want to miss out and so we went to sanesberry and brought sum burfday cards for dexter and stanley and freddie and then we came home and i played wile mummy got the piknik reddy i was very gud boy for playing nicely so mummy cud do that we went to a piknik at woollaton park and we sat under sum trees and mummy had made me and dexter and stanley and freddie sum food and i ate all mind and sum of dexters and stanleys and mummys and i liked playing wiv my frends becorse i havent seen them for ages xcept i didnt like it wen stanley hit me on the hed wiv his marakas but i didnt cry and stanleys mummy told him off and i pushed him later on and stanleys dog called woody was there but he rolled in sum deer poo so he wasnt alloud to come near us poor woody and we all had a present and i got a pirate dinner set from freddie it was very gud its got a boll and plate and cup and spoon and dexters mummy made us all a speshul burfday cake but i dont fink mummy will let me hav any but thats ok becorse she also made us all a speshul likkel cake wich was weetabix and chokalate yum yum and i had a very nice day and it made me tired and i fink all the mummys were tired to but i dont know why becorse they just sat and talked and the sed we will all get togever agen soon wich i hope so and then we came home and i saw you on the computa

lots of love
jack xx